Round	Square
Height, in	4.06	3.94
Width, in	4.06	3.94

A sturdy ceramic coaster with a tongue-in-cheek, moody design that brings a little dark-humor charm to morning routines. The image shows a brooding figure holding a coffee mug under the headline “Today’s ‘To-do’ List:” with three simple steps: Get out of Bed, Drink Coffee, Pretend to be Human. The muted, textured artwork and vintage typewriter-style text give the coaster a slightly gritty, noir feel — great for bedside tables, work desks, or nightstands where a bit of sarcasm helps start the day. Durable ceramic resists heat from mugs and can be wiped clean; the cork backing keeps surfaces safe and prevents slipping. Hand this to a caffeine-fueled friend or keep it for yourself when mornings feel like a slow battle — it quietly acknowledges the struggle while protecting surfaces from rings and spills.

Product features
- Premium white ceramic face for durable heat resistance
- Non-slip cork backing to minimize spills and protect surfaces
- Available in round (4.06" / 10.3 cm) and square (3.94" / 10 cm) sizes
- Easy to wipe clean — works with hot or cold drinks
- Made in South Korea with ceramic and cork materials

Care instructions
- Gently wipe the dirt or dust off with a clean, dry microfiber cloth